This book is going to be fucking awesome.
For those of you who don’t know, the girl with the purple lightsaber is Jaina and the guy with the red lightsaber is Darth Cadeus (Jacen). They’re twins.
Archive for January, 2008
I Will Never Be Just A Memory
Bbbbbbbppppfffff….
This sucks. Srsly, I can’t stand how I always end up liking the girl I can’t have. Yeah yeah, I know boo hoo me.
I know I’ll move on and forget it and I know it’s nothing that matters. But still, a big part of me wishes you were more than just some girl. I need that flame back.
Balls and Ballsoup
So what an effing wasted night. Hence the title of balls.
I get home from work and think, “Alright sweet, time to make some dinner and browse about on the intertrons”. Sadly, this would not be the case.
I was 5 minutes away from home when suddenly I just felt fucking nauseous and got a hot flash like your grandma in menopause. I figured it was cause I was wearing my heavy winter coat when it was only -2 out. I walk in the door and collapse into my chair and the feeling does the opposite of what it’s supposed to: it decides to hang out for a while, like it and I are best fucking friends. By this time I know what this feeling is. This feeling is my body’s way of telling me to get to the nearest toilet and hug it for dear life. Soon I will be regurgitating things from my facial orifice.
I promptly ignore this feeling and tell it to go self felate. This is apparently not the correct response to such a warning, as for the next 3 hours I sat huddled in the bathroom like the broken man I was. I left once, but promptly returned for fear of said regurgitation happening all over the carpet. Vomit is notoriously hard to remove from rugs in my experience.
Only after sitting in my self-imposed prison for 3 fucking hours was I able to leave. That’s how long it took for the Pepto Bismol Extra Fucking Strength to kick in. That or my stomach decided that I’d suffered enough. But still woe is me as the feeling has yet to completely subside. Even though I have been freed from purgatory I still feel like I’m in a vomit holding pattern. And now it is 11:23 and I am unable to commence in any of the activities I wanted to tonight. Now I must retire to my bed and commence sleeping since as I must commute to my place of employment in 7 and a half effing hours. Balls. And Ballsoup as well.
After tonight, I swear that if my co-worker is anything more than 10 minutes late tomorrow I will go Rambo on his face.
On the upside, all that time on/around/hugging the toilet gave me plenty of time to sit and read. I have successfully finished Destiny’s Way and may now continue onto the first of the 3 Force Heretic books. Soon I will be finished The New Jedi Order in it’s entirety and then I will be able to move onto books I’ve been putting off. Books like The Golden Compass trilogy. And the Stephen Colbert book. And I Am Legend.
Hello everyone. My name is Brody and I am a procrastinator. *Hi Brody* End scene. End Tangent/Rant
Now that I have ranted successfully, I may inform you of the good news. The Starslip Crisis store is now under new management. I’m not saying that the old management was incompetent or anything, but running the store and drawing the comic and all the other things involved with the previously mentioned activities are a lot to deal with. So now you may rest assured that your orders and such will be sent in a timely fashion. Unless you order something no longer in stock. Then you may have a wait in front of you.
I am not paid or credited for advertising Starslip Crisis on my blog, nor do I want or need any. I do it because I love Starslip and think that you will too if you give it a chance. I hope to attend a convention in the US of A next September so that I may meet and interact with Starslip’s creator, one Kris Straub, and his comrades in arms Scott Kurtz, Dave Kellet and of course, Brad “Wigwam” Guigar. If any of you read this, please pardon my casual use of Brad’s nickname.
PS: I would also like to mention that I would pay money for a ringtone consisting solely of Brad’s laugh.
So that’s all I’ve got to say. Make sure you go and support Starslip.PPS: If you’re new to Starslip, may I recommend the Jinxlet Storyline?
Update:
Guess what? After I posted this I read through and discovered a dead link and a grammatical error. I went to update said mistakes and reposted it. Only all the breaks in my text were gone. So I had to go back and read through this post as one solid block of text and manually reinsert all the fucking breaks in the text! Seriously, what the hell is wrong with WordPress? Why is it that when I press enter, it does not simply enter a break? Why must I write every post in HTML? Balls.
End Update
Support someone who has no idea who I am
So I don’t know how many of you read webcomics, but right now I’d like to direct your attention to one that simply shines.
Starslip Crisis is set in the future, and it’s incredible. I recently read through the archives and laughed till I cried.
The artist of said comic, his name is Kris Straub. And he needs your help.
If after you’ve finished reading through the archives and still want more, why not buy a book, or better yet, a Jinxlet. Even better, why not just head over to his Store and help yourself to something nice. I just bought a book and a Jinxlet. What about you?
Ooops
So I won an iPhone on eBay but I am currently lacking the funds to purchase it.
Does anyone have $350 I can borrow?
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Watching Tree Hill bums me out. Especially since K Fed is now apparently going to be a long term character.
Um…what?
I was watching Dark Angel tonight and looking up voxyn on Wikipedia when all the sudden this crushing wave of sadness, hopelessness and helplessness just washed over me. I suddenly just felt so alone. Like, the bad kind of alone. So alone it hurts.
Where the hell did that come from?
Capt. H out
